Yeah, I'm officially crazy.

 First of all, even though it's off topic, I'd like to make this clear: conjectures tags are for more positively-influenced or neutral items, while rants contain some more negative-type things in them. Just thought it'd be nice to get that out of the way. Conjectures also tend to use (x) amount of imagination while rants tend to dabble in more realistic situations, most of which have occurred to me either in real life or in my head's whole weird-o thought process.

Secondly, I'd like to announce a change of name for this here blog. While the domain name is still the same, the site itself has been changed into the much more creative J Noodle's Emporium of Awkward Guessworks and Other Items of Thought. Isn't that just... just... AMAZING!? The reason why I named this blog something so absurd is because, for starters, I myself often write things that can be labeled as such - so absurd. Another reason why is the fact that I wanted to name it that, dumbo one of my various, strange nicknames is, in fact, J Noodles. Don't ask me how I picked up that name, but I being the silly boy man I am thoroughly enjoy its being used as the title for this blog. Now, onwards! Don't you hear it? It's the sound of... the smell of.... VICTORY! (wut)

What if real life was a video game? What if that video game had cheats?

Gaming took up a HULK SIZED amount of time during my younger years, and to a point it still does suck up a good portion. I don't play games like I used too, but in a few MMO's I have a few hundred hours put in. On Graal Classic for the iPod touch, which I play with some of my very good friends on a daily basis, I have about 2000 hours set in. When I was eight or nine, I played RuneScape like a maniac. That old game produced cold, red fingers every time I played it for 7+ hours a day (so like, every day). I'm not one of those people who will sit down and play endlessly anymore though; I do have a bit of a life, contrary to semi-unpopular belief. Granted, most of this life consists of speaking with my friends and doing schoolwork, but considering I'm in a new town and go to an online school as a result, I think I'm doing pretty well with my social life. That is something that'll be further touched upon in another post, but for now let's settle down and discuss this little subject sentence: "What if life was a video game?" Just this morning I watched a YouTube video by Corridor Digital called Video Game Cheats in Real Life.

Where the eff do I start...?

Seven months ago, I began writing up various items for my official blog. Seventh months ago I made three posts, and seven months later I decided to make a fourth. Welcome to the official (or as official as it can get) return of the official blog of Jonathan Frahm. This post right here is going to be filled with alllll sorts of stuff, so get ready to sit down and read. And then read some more. Then, just when you think you're about done reading, you'll read some more. Don't worry, I won't be quite a sesquipadalian here and I can assure you (lies) it's going to be an interesting read. That and I'm sure it's not going to be nearly as long as I just hyped it up to be like four sentences before this one.

Creepers of Costco!

By now the majority of the American internet has probably happened upon the People of Wal-Mart website at least once, one way or another. Today I'm here to suggest that a new website be made for another relatively well-known store around these parts. It's name? The Creepers of Costco. I've been to the Costco near my town several times without problem of 'creepers', but I swear these past few times it's becoming pretty evident that they're starting to slowly take over the city that's only like twenty minutes away from where I live, if even that.

Vegetable... Meat?

It ain't really a secret that I've been trying to keep strictly vegetarian lately, for a good reason or two. For one that used to eat meat like myself, you might sometimes have a craving for it. Well when that happens, just eat more vegetables! Vegetables turned into meat form, somehow.

Greetings World

Hey! The name's Jonathan.

Three years ago, Rocket 2032, my first book, was self-published by Xlibiris Corp. It didn't really meet much of a success, but now I've definitely improved a ton over the past years, and I currently have: one new book copyrighted (a fantasy book), one on the way (another one in the currently copyrighted's series), and one that I'm currently writing (a completely new adventure that I'm sure no one's ever quite thought of before).