Where the eff do I start...?

Seven months ago, I began writing up various items for my official blog. Seventh months ago I made three posts, and seven months later I decided to make a fourth. Welcome to the official (or as official as it can get) return of the official blog of Jonathan Frahm. This post right here is going to be filled with alllll sorts of stuff, so get ready to sit down and read. And then read some more. Then, just when you think you're about done reading, you'll read some more. Don't worry, I won't be quite a sesquipadalian here and I can assure you (lies) it's going to be an interesting read. That and I'm sure it's not going to be nearly as long as I just hyped it up to be like four sentences before this one.

Creepers of Costco!

By now the majority of the American internet has probably happened upon the People of Wal-Mart website at least once, one way or another. Today I'm here to suggest that a new website be made for another relatively well-known store around these parts. It's name? The Creepers of Costco. I've been to the Costco near my town several times without problem of 'creepers', but I swear these past few times it's becoming pretty evident that they're starting to slowly take over the city that's only like twenty minutes away from where I live, if even that.